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The ape,
which ate a whole
Man, goes into a bar with its d' ape inside; familiar animal, s'
assied and request a beverage. One time later begins to jump the ape
through and act than a crazy person. It seizes some nuts through
behind the bar and it eats, seizes some marinierte eggs and it eats
then jumps upward above to the swimming pool table to the d' seizure;
encavateurs the selection ball at the staffs it in their mouth and at
the swallows it in a d' group; Byte.
At l' cried bar waiters; "Man you saw that! They saw, what your
monkey' s fair fact?" "Not, which made it make?" of l' required; Man.
"It swallowed just now the selection ball except my swimming pool
table - the whole ball!" the bar waiter cried. "Well I can' t give I'
on; surprised m eats he all qu' it can place the hand up. He' s
insatiated. I become this ball and completely the d' selection pay;
other he' s eaten." It paid then upward drunk its calculation and
left. Two weeks later are them from return to the same bar still, the
same bar waiter, the same ape and l' Man together. L' Man orders a
beverage, and the ape still begins at rabid Hinfahrt. During l' Man
swallows a beer, the ape finds a Phiole cherries on the bar. It takes
to one away it sticks from its ground it pulls upward and l' swallows.
The bar waiter is absolute disgusted.
"You saw, what your ape made?" it has Braille. "Which l' at fact this
mark?" l' request; Man. "Property it stuck a cherry upward its ground,
pulled then it and swallowed it!" the bar waiter in anger said. "Well
the m'" l' answered surprised; Man. "He always eats all qu' it knows
the hand up, but since qu' place; it has this selection ball at you
eaten it measures d' Entrance!"
Translation:
The Monkey That Ate Everything
A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey,
sits down and asks for a drink. A moment later, the monkey starts
jumping up and down and acting like a madman. It grabs some nuts from
behind the bar and eats them, grabs some pickled eggs and eats them,
then jumps up on to the pool table, grabs hold of the cue ball, sticks
it in his mouth and swallows it in one gulp.
The barman yelled at the man, “Did you see
that! Did you see what your monkey's just done?” “No, what did he do?”
asked the man. “He just swallowed the cue ball off my pool table - the
whole ball!” cried the barman. “Yes, well, I can't say I'm surprised,
he eats everything he can get hold of. He's insatiable. I’ll pay for
that cue ball and everything else he's eaten.” He then drank up, paid
his bill and left. A fortnight later they are back in the same bar
again, same barman, same monkey and man together. The man orders a
drink and the monkey starts going berserk again.
While the man is downing a beer, the monkey
finds a jar of cherries on the bar. He takes one out, sticks it up his
arse, pulls it out, and swallows it. The barman is absolutely
disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did?” he bawled. “What has he
done this time?” asks the man. “Well, he stuck a cherry up his arse,
then pulled it out and swallowed it!” said the barman angrily.
“Yes, well that doesn’t surprise me,” replied
the man. “He still eats everything he can get hold of, but ever since
he ate that cue ball of yours he measures it first!”
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