The ape, which ate a whole


Man, goes into a bar with its d' ape inside; familiar animal, s' assied and request a beverage. One time later begins to jump the ape through and act than a crazy person. It seizes some nuts through behind the bar and it eats, seizes some marinierte eggs and it eats then jumps upward above to the swimming pool table to the d' seizure; encavateurs the selection ball at the staffs it in their mouth and at the swallows it in a d' group; Byte.
At l' cried bar waiters; "Man you saw that! They saw, what your monkey' s fair fact?" "Not, which made it make?" of l' required; Man. "It swallowed just now the selection ball except my swimming pool table - the whole ball!" the bar waiter cried. "Well I can' t give I' on; surprised m eats he all qu' it can place the hand up. He' s insatiated. I become this ball and completely the d' selection pay; other he' s eaten." It paid then upward drunk its calculation and left. Two weeks later are them from return to the same bar still, the same bar waiter, the same ape and l' Man together. L' Man orders a beverage, and the ape still begins at rabid Hinfahrt. During l' Man swallows a beer, the ape finds a Phiole cherries on the bar. It takes to one away it sticks from its ground it pulls upward and l' swallows. The bar waiter is absolute disgusted.
"You saw, what your ape made?" it has Braille. "Which l' at fact this mark?" l' request; Man. "Property it stuck a cherry upward its ground, pulled then it and swallowed it!" the bar waiter in anger said. "Well the m'" l' answered surprised; Man. "He always eats all qu' it knows the hand up, but since qu' place; it has this selection ball at you eaten it measures d' Entrance!"

Translation:

The Monkey That Ate Everything

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and asks for a drink. A moment later, the monkey starts jumping up and down and acting like a madman. It grabs some nuts from behind the bar and eats them, grabs some pickled eggs and eats them, then jumps up on to the pool table, grabs hold of the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it in one gulp.

The barman yelled at the man, “Did you see that! Did you see what your monkey's just done?” “No, what did he do?” asked the man. “He just swallowed the cue ball off my pool table - the whole ball!” cried the barman. “Yes, well, I can't say I'm surprised, he eats everything he can get hold of. He's insatiable. I’ll pay for that cue ball and everything else he's eaten.” He then drank up, paid his bill and left. A fortnight later they are back in the same bar again, same barman, same monkey and man together. The man orders a drink and the monkey starts going berserk again.

While the man is downing a beer, the monkey finds a jar of cherries on the bar. He takes one out, sticks it up his arse, pulls it out, and swallows it. The barman is absolutely disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did?” he bawled. “What has he done this time?” asks the man. “Well, he stuck a cherry up his arse, then pulled it out and swallowed it!” said the barman angrily.

“Yes, well that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the man. “He still eats everything he can get hold of, but ever since he ate that cue ball of yours he measures it first!”

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