D' ethics; Affairs a d' man

Affairs before the court one accused, a large d' to reroute amount; money. With the perspective to lose its house its affairs, his wife and his freedom he had despaired, around an exit its annoying situation so to find it required its " d' Attorney; it would help, if j' would send to the judge a crate of the finest Champagne?"
Frightened l' Attorney cried outside: "Not, not! This judge is a very honest man. If you try to tempt it like which he would find certainly you guilty and even to you to the prison for l' to send could; Offense in the yard!"
L' d' man; Thanked affairs with gratitude tears in his eyes its expansivement Rechtsanwalt. Two weeks later at l' end of the case he was not a guilty lawyer and market outside of the yard a free man. Except the yard it pressed the hand its attorney, to l' was surprised; payment, but was for its customer happy nevertheless.
"Champagne thanks thanks for the advice regarding the crate!" it cried. "I n' would have never won, if I hadnt l' sent A!"
"What do you want to say? "haleté its attorney. "C' at your chances would have been deadly!" "At all" l' placed d' man; affairs, "J' the complainant' sent professional visiting card the visit of s with it!"
 

Translation:

Business Ethics

A businessman was in court accused of embezzling a large sum of money. With the prospect of losing his home, his business, his wife and his freedom he was desperate to find a way out of his predicament so he asked his lawyer "would it help if I sent the judge a case of the finest champagne?"

Horrified, the lawyer cried out: "No, no! This judge is a very honest man. If you tried to bribe him like that he would certainly find you guilty and could even send you to prison for contempt of court!"

The businessman, with tears of gratitude in his eyes, thanked his lawyer effusively. Two weeks later at the end of the case he was declared not guilty and walked out of court a free man. Outside the court he shook the hand of his lawyer, who was a little surprised at the acquittal but was pleased for his client nevertheless.

"Thank you, thank you for the advice about the case of champagne!" he cried. "I would never have won if I hadn't sent it!"

"What do you mean?" gasped his lawyer. "That would have been fatal to your chances!"

"Not at all," stated the businessman, "I sent the complainant's business card with it!"

 

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