An Atheist's Conversion

It n' there no Atheisten in bowl holes has

A atheist made a revolution by the forest, that the singing of the birds and l' estimates; Smell of the fresh pin needles, if suddenly its s' joy; on l' one arranges; Fright during the qu'an enormous and naturally flared out bear blacker jumped outside of the d' a Dickicht and rushed into at it. It has also fast qu' turned and run; it could, but none humanly it can exceed a bear, and exhausted, it to the earth and outside is " flared out finally; fallen cried; ; Ah! My God! Want you m' to help! "Suddenly the clouds rolled backwards, and a sunbeam is on it pleases. L' s' bear; one continues, as if in time and rang a sky voice chilled outside: "It is qu' Yes, quelqu' called?"
"Dear Sir!"l' cried; Atheist. "J' have injustice all length, you exist! Can you take away from m' to help and this bear?"
"Why would I have? "the voice of the sky thundered. "Qu' did you never make for me?"
"That' Comment just now of AG," l' murmured; Atheist, "but couldn't change you just now l' over; Bear in Christians?"
"Not a problem!" came the answer, and there were light short messages, the jet of the s' suns; far one withers and l' Bear, which was begun, in order to still shift, the it' sets; ; Hands of s whole, the it' put up; ; s observe you in the sky and to " of request; Which I am thereby, to received, I can…. "

Translation:

There are no atheists in shell holes

An atheist took a walk through the forest enjoying the singing of the birds and the smell of the fresh pine needles when suddenly his joy turned to horror as a huge, and obviously hungry, black bear leapt out of a thicket and rushed at him. He turned and ran as fast as he could but no human can outstrip a hungry bear and, exhausted, he finally fell to the ground and screamed out "Oh! My God! Please help me!"

Suddenly the clouds rolled back and a ray of sunshine fell on him. The bear stopped as though frozen in time and a voice from heaven pealed out: "Yes, did somebody call?"

"Dear Lord!" screamed the atheist. "I was wrong all along, you do exist! Can you help me, and take this bear away?"

"Why should I?" boomed the voice from heaven. "What have you ever done for me?"

"That's a fair comment," muttered the Atheist, "but couldn't you just turn the bear into a Christian?"

"Not a problem!" came the reply, and there was a flash of light, the ray of sunshine faded away and the bear started to move again, placing it's hands together, raising it's eyes to the sky and praying "For what I am about to receive, may I be truly grateful ....."